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Columbus Day

By Craig Alanson Narrated by R.C. Bray ⏱ 16 hrs 23 mins 📅 2016 ★★★★½4.7 · 50,504 ratings

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Columbus Day is an audiobook by Craig Alanson, narrated by R.C. Bray. The unabridged Audible edition runs 16 hrs 23 mins.

Publisher’s Summary

Nominee, Audie Awards—Audiobook of the Year, 2018

We were fighting on the wrong side of a war we couldn’t win. And that was the good news.

The Ruhar hit us on Columbus Day. There we were, innocently drifting along the cosmos on our little blue marble, like the native Americans in 1492. Over the horizon come ships of a technologically advanced, aggressive culture, and BAM! There go the good old days, when humans only got killed by each other. So, Columbus Day. It fits.

When the morning sky twinkled again, this time with Kristang starships jumping in to hammer the Ruhar, we thought we were saved. The UN Expeditionary Force hitched a ride on Kristang ships to fight the Ruhar, wherever our new allies thought we could be useful. So, I went from fighting with the US Army in Nigeria, to fighting in space. It was lies, all of it. We shouldn’t even be fighting the Ruhar, they aren’t our enemy. Our allies are.

I’d better start at the beginning.

Audiobook Details

  • Narrated by: R.C. Bray
  • Length: 16 hrs 23 mins
  • Publisher: Podium Audio
  • Release year: 2016
  • Audible category: Science Fiction & Fantasy / Fantasy / Science Fiction & Fantasy

Listener Ratings

Columbus Day holds an average listener rating of 4.7/5 from 50504 Audible ratings.

On Audible, ratings for this title break down into narration performance and story separately:

  • Performance (narration): 4.8/5
  • Story: 4.7/5
  • 5-star ratings: 78% of all ratings

What Audible Listeners Are Saying

5/5 stars — “Think "Farscape" not "Star Trek"”
Great story of a young soldier from rural Maine that who’s life is changed radically when aliens show up in his little home town. The story becomes a little ridiculous when he meets an super-intelligent alien AI but its well written and fun so it’s easily forgiven. However, by book two, it starts to get a little redundant. Regardless, I am very much looking forward to book 3 and beyond. I would compare it to the TV show "Farscape" the sometimes ridiculous and some times funny sci-fi show. It even includes wormholes… Sippy is my favorite character… He’s an "a**hole". lol

— Victor, Audible listener

4/5 stars — “A Fun Read”
I was looking for a Sci-fi book to read by an author I did not know. I seem to be in a rut reading the same authors continuously. So, this is my brake away book.<br/><br/>The protagonist in this story is a U. S. Army enlisted man name Joe. The Earth is invaded by the Ruhar. Then the Kristang come to the aid of Earth to defeat the Ruhar. The Kristang then ask for volunteers to help them fight the Ruhar in space, and Joe volunteers. He discovers Skippy the Magnificent. Skippy is a millennia-old artificial intelligence who acts like a child and is the source of endless amusement. Skippy is highly intelligent and helps Joe stay alive. The question is about the Kristang: Are they friend or foe?<br/><br/>The plot is okay. There is lots of action and suspense. The book is irreverent and funny. It is hard to take the book seriously. The book makes a good “escape from it all” story. Of course, in my opinion Skippy is the star character of the story.<br/><br/>I read this as an audiobook downloaded from Audible. The book is sixteen and a half hours long. R. C. Bray does a great job narrating the book. Bray is an actor, voice over artist and a multi-award winning audiobook narrator.<br/>

— Jean, Audible listener

5/5 stars — “Great Surprise. Loved it!”
This is perhaps the best science fiction audiobook I’ve ever had the pleasure to listen to. It was intelligently written, poignant at times, very funny (as funny as Neal Stephenson’s Cryptonomicon was lame), and well performed. I plan on listening to the entire series.

— Eric, Audible listener

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