Narrated by David Sedaris, The Selfish Sister by David Sedaris has a runtime of 0 hrs 3 mins on Audible.
Publisher’s Summary
New York Times-bestselling author David Sedaris offers a hilariously twisted take on selfishness and greed in this book featuring humor that will delight listeners and parents alike.
This selfish sister only thinks of herself, and she wants it all—even her brother’s kidney! Everything must belong to her! But who can possibly tell her “no”? Her family must cater to every whim—but where does that leave sister in the end?
Using rhymes, David Sedaris has created a sickly hysterical yet genuine romp of a story.
Audiobook Details
- Narrated by: David Sedaris
- Length: 0 hrs 3 mins
- Publisher: Recorded Books
- Release year: 2026
- Audible category: Children’s Audiobooks / Growing Up & Facts of Life / Children’s Audiobooks
Listener Ratings
The Selfish Sister holds an average listener rating of 3.6/5 from 13 Audible ratings.
On Audible, ratings for this title break down into narration performance and story separately:
- Performance (narration): 3.8/5
- Story: 3.3/5
- 5-star ratings: 54% of all ratings
What Audible Listeners Are Saying
5/5 stars — “I kinda love this “
I feel both dooped, but also like, this is the David Sedaris I keep coming back for since I was 18. ☺️ He delivered— Tierney Steel, Audible listener
1/5 stars — “Duped!”
I love David’s books but I wasted a credit to listen to this 3 minute read! I’m really disappointed .. I’ve been duped!— Corinne, Audible listener
1/5 stars — “The lack of a book!”
There is no book. It’s 3 minutes of Sedaris reading a poem. You STOLE my credit!— Darla Deen, Audible listener
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